Category Archives: SMS

Kya aapko ladkian pasand hai?

Kya aapko ladkian pasand hai?
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Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte
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Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna
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To Golgappe ka thela laga le. :P

Kashti Beh Jaati Hai ..

Kashti beh jaati hai, Tufan chale jate hai,Yaade reh jati hai, Insan chale jate hai,
Koi akela nahi hota Kisi k chale jane se, Dukh jarur hota hai
Sath chut jane se!!

-Unknown

1985 Vs 2012

1985 me Guest Ghar aate hi:-
Kya Haal Hai?
Sab kaise hai? Bachche theek hai ? ?
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2012 Guests Ghar aate hi:
Aap ke Paas Patli pin wala charger hai kya ?? :P

Semester Wise Excuses Of Students Unsuccessful In Making GF’s

Semester Wise Excuses Of Students Unsuccessful In Making GF’s :

1st- Apni To Pehle Se Hi Hai.

2nd- Yaar Agle Saal Koi Junior Pataenge.

3rd- Class Mein Koi Dhang Ki Hai Hi Nhi.

4th- Chahu To Kisi Ko bhi Pata Lu Par Time hi nai hai.

5th- Yaar Kisi bi Ladki Ka Number To De.

6th- Naukri Lagne de Ladkio Ki Line Lag Jaegi.

7th- Dost Ki Girlfriend ki Friend se baat Chal rahi haa Aajkal.

8th- Dekha Poore 4 Saal Nikale Aajtak Kisi Ladki Ko Bhaw nai diya :P :D

You hurt me

KG 2 ka ladka job karne chala

Mom:”school ja,
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Bachcha:”nahi jaunga
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Mom:”kyu ??
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Bachcha:”job kar lunga..
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Mom:”Nalayak beshram..
KG 2 pad k kya job karega.. ??
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Bchcha:”KG 1 ki ladkiyo ko tution
padaunga..:p :O :D :D

Sharm kya hai ?

QUESTION:”Sharm Kya Hai ??”
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Sharm Us Cheez Ka Naam Hai, JO Agar Tum LOgon KO Aa Jaye TO Mere POsts Per COmments,Likes Ka FloOd Aa Jaaye .. =D =p .

(‘,’)/”O feel kro
/) ) kaMino bezti ho
_/ \_ rhi hai. XD

Husband Wife

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
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Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

Couple silent in bed

Couple silent in bed…

Wife thinks : Why is he not talking to me?Is he thinking of another woman?

Is he seeing someone?Don’t I appeal to him anymore?

Are wrinkles showing on my face?Is he trying to dump me?

Is he now finding me ugly?Have I put on weight at the wrong places?

Is he upset with my nagging?WHY IS HE UPSET?
Husband thinks :
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Dhoni ne last over Jadeja ko kyu di hogi…??

Samundar mein nimbu ka ped

Teacher :-”Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho
To Tum Kaise Todoge?”
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Pappu :-”Chidiya Bankar.”
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Teacher :- “Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!”
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Pappu : -”Samundar Mein Ped Tera baap lagayega!” sale :p :D :p
hahahaha

Ishq Ka Rog

Ishq Ka Rog

Some better things to do in life

Some better things to do in life:

Its always better to understand a dumb persons expressions rather than understanding a girl …

Rather than giving up, its better to give a try until u come to know that the race is over….

Its better to have memory loss, rather than to remember the bad past…

Its better to smile where your noticed rather than to laugh when you dont really mean it….

Its better to believe life is simple rather than worry to make it simple which is the most complicated thing …

Best is yet to come.. better ought to be … That is the best attitude to be shown for a successful next..!!

“SARE JAHAN SE ACHA HINDUSTAN HAMARA”

An American decided to write a book about famous churches
around the World.
So he bought a plane ticket and
took a trip to China .
On his first day he was inside a
church taking photographs when
he Noticed a golden telephone
mounted on the wall with a sign
that read “$10,000 per call”. The
American, being intrigued, asked a
priest who was strolling by what
The telephone was used for. The
priest replied that it was a direct
line to heaven and that for $10,000
you could talk to God. The
American thanked the priest and
went along his way.
Next stop was in Japan . There, at a
very large cathedral, he saw the
Same golden telephone with the
same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same
kind of telephone he saw in China
and He asked a nearby nun what
its purpose was. She told him that
it was a direct line to heaven and
that for $10,000 He Could talk to
God. “O.K., thank you,” said the
American.
He then traveled to Pakistan ,
Srilanka , Russia , Germany and
France . In every church he saw the
same golden telephone with the
same “$10,000 Per call” sign under
it. The American, upon leaving
Vermont decided to travel to up to
India to See if Indians had the
same phone.
He arrived in India , and again, in
the first church he entered, there
Was the same golden telephone,
but this s time the sign under it
read
“One Rupee per call.”
The American was surprised so he
asked the priest about the sign.
“Father, I’ve traveled all over World
and I’ve seen this same golden
Telephone in many churches. I’m
told that it is a direct line to
Heaven, But in rest of the world
price was $10,000 per call. Why is
it so cheap here?”
Readers, it is your turn……..
Think ….before you scroll down…
The priest smiled and answered,
“You’re in India now, Son -This is
the only Heaven on earth … it’s a
Local Call “.
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“SARE JAHAN SE ACHA HINDUSTAN HAMARA”

Chinese and sonu

A Chinese’s wife dies 1yr aftr marriage.
Sonu tries to console him.
Not sure wht to say;
Suddenly blurts,
“Hota hai Yaar, Chinese thi,
Aur kitna chalti! ;) :-P

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When you are happy

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Simple law of love

No matter how plain and simple you are ,
There is someone who’ll surely look at you as if you are the most perfect creature ever existed…:)

Sometimes :-P

Sometimes U Think..
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Most of d times U Don’t.. ;)

aisa hi chalta hai tera to :P :D

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